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| What is the difference between a pear and a pearl? |
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| What is a calf after it is six months old? |
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| What insect runs away from everything? |
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| What has four legs and a back but no body? |
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| What goes around a yard but doesn't move? |
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| What does Brazil produce that no other country produces? |
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| What does an envelope say when you lick it? |
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| What do people make that you can't see? |
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| What did the bee say to the flower? |
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| What did one candle say to the other candle? |
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| What cap is never removed? |
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| If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? |
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| If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? |
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| If cows talked all at once, what would they say? |
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| If a boy is spanked by his mother and his father, who hurts the most? |
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| How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? |
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| What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? |
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| Why don't skeletons like parties? |
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| When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? |
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| Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? |
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| How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? |
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| Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion? |
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| What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up? |
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| What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law? |
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| When can you put pickles in a door? |
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| Why won't bikes stand up by themselves? |
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| What kind of stones are never found in the ocean? |
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| Why did King Kong climb to the top of the Empire State building? |
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