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| Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? |
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| What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse? |
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| How many seconds are there in a year? |
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| While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why? |
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| It lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, and is born in air. What is it? |
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| What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? |
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| I have a little house in which I live all alone. My house has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I? |
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| How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? |
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| How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? |
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| If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? |
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| A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why? |
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| They have not flesh nor feathers, nor scales nor bone; but they do have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they? |
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| What is it that has four legs, one head and a foot? |
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| At night I come, by day I'm lost but not really gone. What am I? |
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| Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills? |
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| Three eyes I have, all in a row; when the red one opens, all freeze. What am I? |
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| What do the poor have that the rich want, and is bigger than space but longer than time? |
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| What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years? |
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| Why is a baseball game like a cake? |
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| What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth? |
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| There are 10 cats in a basket and one cat jumps out. How many are left? |
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| What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? |
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| How is a marriage like a hot bath? |
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| Why does a dog wag its tail? |
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| Why did the clown wear loud socks? |
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| What kind of money do polar bears use? |
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| What helps keep your teeth together? |
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| What has teeth but no mouth? |
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| Why are vampires like false teeth? |
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