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| What gives you the power to walk through walls? |
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| What did the man say when the church burnt down? |
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| Why do people carry umbrellas? |
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| Why can't a nose be twelve inches long? |
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| Why did the man with one hand cross the road? |
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| How did the telephone propose to the lady? |
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| What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog? |
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| Why are there gates around graveyards? |
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| What did one eye say to the other eye? |
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| Who likes to drink cocoa? |
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| I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I? |
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| It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it? |
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| Why does a mother carry her baby? |
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| Why do postmen carry letters? |
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| Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? |
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| Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? |
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| Who can marry a lot of wives and still be single? |
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| Who always goes to bed with shoes on? |
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| Where did the knights study? |
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| When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? |
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| What word if pronounced right is wrong but if pronounced wrong is right? |
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| What time is the same spelled backward or forward? |
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| What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? |
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| What piece of wood is like a king? |
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| What person is always in a hurry? |
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| What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? |
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| What kind of cup doesn't hold water? |
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| What kind of coach has no wheels? |
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| What kind of bath can you take without water? |
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