 Halloween jokes II
[ 2009-10-28 15:37 ]
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone.
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets.
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath.
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure.
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
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