Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist: “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.”

“But you're not wearing any of those things.”

“I know,” said Mrs. Flinders. “It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry.”

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