A boy went to buy a 95-cent loaf of bread. He noticed while the clerk was putting the bread into the bag that the loaf was not very big.

So the boy asked, “Isn’t this a small loaf of bread for 95 cents?” The clerk said, “Yes, but you have less to carry!” So the boy put two quarters on the counter. “You’re 45 cents short,” said the clerk.

“That’s right,” the boy said. “You have less to count!”

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