Jimmy went into a shop, took a toy tank, gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave.

So, the shopkeeper told him, “Excuse me, little boy, this isn't real money.” Little Jimmy didn’t reply, continuing walking out of the shop. The shopkeeper repeated himself, and Jimmy kept walking.

The third time the shopkeeper called him, “I'm sorry, young man, but this is not real money.”

Jimmy looked at the tank in his hands, looked at the shopkeeper and finally said, “And this isn't a real tank, either.”

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