美國高中畢業(yè)舞會

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本片段劇情：莎拉的姐姐背著她在婚戀網(wǎng)站上發(fā)了廣告，聲稱“必須是愛狗人士”，結(jié)果收到了不少回復(fù)。莎拉去見這些應(yīng)征者，結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)一個比一個更不靠譜。杰克的朋友查理碰巧看到了莎拉的廣告，就自作主張給杰克安排了約會，讓他帶上狗……

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Carol: Don't be mad at me for this, okay?

Sarah: The last time you said that to me you stole my boyfriend. Danny Shea.

Carol: I did not steal Danny Shea.

Sarah: I haven't forgiven you, by the way.

Carol: Stop. He was a terrible kisser.

Sarah: He kissed just fine with me.

Carol: Okay. Here goes. I went online, pretended I was you, and put your profile on PerfectMatch.com.

Sarah: You're making this up.

Carol: You can't just sit back and passively answer other people's ads anymore. We are on offense.

Sarah: Well, forgive me if I'm a tad gun-shy after my last date with my father.

Carol: Come on, at least look at your profile.

Sarah: That's my high school graduation picture.

Carol: That's all I had. That or your wedding photo.

Sarah: "Voluptuous"? Carol!

Carol: Every woman listed claims to be at least voluptuous. Some are "gorgeous inside and out," most are "sexually confident."

Sarah: "Voluptuous, sensuous DwF seeks special man to share starlit nights. Must love dogs."

Carol: I put that in for you.

Sarah: And yet I'm still pissed.

Carol: I must have done something right. You have 18 responses.

Sarah: You listened to them, didn't you?

Carol: I like three, 11 and 14. Christine likes two and eight. Michael liked them all. But you decide for yourself.

A: What do you mean by voluptuous? Do you mean big breasts or do you mean fat?

B: I love dogs too. I have a great sense of humor, but you could probably already tell that.

C: Yo.

Walter: My name is Walter Taylor. I'm an attorney. Don't hang up. I like opera. Don't delete me.

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Sarah: So anyway, I get all dressed up, and I walk down the stairs and I see...my father sitting there holding a single yellow rose. And it dawns on me... Is something wrong?

Walter: Well, no offense, it's just... I thought you'd be younger, that's all.

Sarah: Well, you said your age range was 25 to 45.

Walter: I guess I was hoping more for 25. Twenty-three. Eighteen. That's legal.

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Lennie: It's nice to be out. I've been feeling kind of blue lately.

Sarah: I know, you mentioned on the phone, Lennie, that you've... Kind of depressed.

Lennie: Did I cry?

Sarah: Well, a little bit.

Lennie: I've been on 17 first dates this year. No second dates. One went to check her coat and never came back. One jumped out at the light when it changed.

Sarah: Well, we're almost through the salad. That's a good sign. No. Lennie. Please. Don't. Please. Lennie. No. (Singing) If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Come on! (Singing) If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

Lennie: (Crying) Oh, God!

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People: Come on, get up. Get her. Get her.

Marshall: Damn.

Sarah: Don't be upset. I come from a large family. Lots of male cousins, brothers. Used to this sort of thing.

Marshall: Three out of five.

Sarah: Oh, that's all right. Maybe later.

Marshall: Come on.

Waitress: Your table's almost ready.

Sarah: Oh good. We're working up an appetite.

Marshall: Food here is fabulous. It's not cheap, though.

Sarah: Well, I offered to pay my half.

Marshall: And what did I tell you?

Sarah: "Marshall's girls don't pay."

Marshall: Beautiful. You'd look really good in handcuffs.

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Jake: Charlie, my boy, some nice-looking pieces here.

Charlie: Really? I didn't see anyone.

Jake: Charlie, I meant the artwork. Bet this cost a bundle.

Sherry: Hey, guys. Hi!

Charlie: Speaking of artwork. Hi, Sherry.

Sherry: Hi, Charlie. Hi, Jake. How are you? Let's do two. That's how they do it in France.

Jake: You having fun?

Sherry: Well, I feel sorry for the artist at these things. All this talent on display, and everybody here's just trying to get laid.

Charlie: I know I am.

Sherry: You never called me, mister. I waited and waited.

Charlie: I know I am.

Jake: I'm sorry, Sherry, it's just that I'm not ready right now to be in a serious relationship. And with somebody as wonderful and as beautiful as you, I just wouldn't expect anything less.

Sherry: Why can't you be sweet like that, huh?

Man: Sherry!

Sherry: Hey, guys.

Jake:Short attention span.

Charlie: You're a sick guy, you know that?

Jake: Just another in a long line of colossal mistakes. I'm not answering an Internet ad. Look at this. "Voluptuous and sensuous. Must love dogs." wonderful.

Charlie: Look at the picture.

Jake: Well, she is appealing. She’s gonna be really good-looking when she grows up.

Charlie: Yeah, I'm surfing porn sites last night like always, I keep getting kicked over to PerfectMatch.com, which is not where I want to be, and this girl's profile keeps repeating, like a sign from heaven. And I thought of you.

Jake: Tell the prom queen thanks, but no. I'm still benched.

Charlie: Too late. You're meeting her tomorrow at 11. Bring a dog.

Jake: No, I'm not.

妙語佳句 活學(xué)活用

1.You're making this up: 你在編故事。

2. on offense: 開始進(jìn)攻。

3. a tad: 一點兒。例句：Maybe my red lipstick was a tad too rouge.（也許我的唇膏顏色太紅了。）

4. gun-shy: （因有吃過虧、受過傷害的經(jīng)歷而）躊躇不決的，怕事的。

Many investors, still gun-shy, have been pulling money out of stocks.

很多仍心有余悸的投資者一直在從股市撤資。

5. voluptuous: 豐滿性感的，撩人的，激起情欲的。例：She had a distinctive soft voice and a voluptuous figure.（她有著獨特的溫柔嗓音和撩人的身段。）

6. pissed: 憤怒的，生氣的。看一下例句：

I used to get pissed at people who drove slow, until I realized that they aren't doing it to me.（我過去經(jīng)常會遷怒于開慢車的人，直到我意識到：他們這樣做并非針對我。）

7. dawn on: 漸漸被理解，開始被理解。It dawns on me意思是“我開始明白……”。

A woman is never more beautiful when the full sense of being a female dawns on her and makes her very proud of the sex.

當(dāng)一個女人突然間意識到自己是一個女人并且為自己的性別感到自豪時，是女人最美的時候。

又如：At last it dawned on me that there is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way.

最后，我終于明白了，沒有通往幸福的路，幸福本身就是這條路。

8. no offense: 無意冒犯；請勿見怪。

9. blue: 憂郁的。

10. cost a bundle: 要花費很多錢，貴得要命。

11. short attention span: 注意力持續(xù)時間很短，注意力容易轉(zhuǎn)移，愛走神。

12. appealing: 吸引人的，動人的。

13. prom queen: 畢業(yè)舞會皇后。每年的畢業(yè)舞會，最后的狂歡時刻，由畢業(yè)生們票選出國王和皇后，代表學(xué)校里最受歡迎的人。

美國高中畢業(yè)舞會

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