百度發布奇葩問題搜索報告 這些問題真讓人無語

我為什么打鼾吵不醒自己？女兒長得丑怎么辦？床邊放一碗血，晚上蚊子還會來咬我嘛？坐飛機去美國時差能讓人多活一天不？……這些可不是腦筋急轉彎，而是中文搜索引擎百度近日公布的“奇葩問題搜索top12榜單”。不僅上榜問題夠奇葩，回答也相當辣眼睛。比如，憋住的屁去哪兒了？回答是從口鼻排走了。

A list of top 12 weird searches revealed by Baidu, the leading search engine in China, boomed recently, showing the wild imagination of Chinese web users.
國內搜索引擎巨頭百度公布了奇葩搜索問題前12名排行榜，這份近日備受關注的榜單展示了國內網友的奇葩腦洞。

Have you ever wondered "if you hold in a fart, where does it go?" According to Baidu, it exits out the mouth and nose. When people hold in gas it will absorb into the intestinal wall and then mix with the blood. Then the gas comes out through the mouths—the higher end of the digestive track.
你有沒有想過“憋住的屁去哪兒了？”根據百度上的回答，它會從口鼻排出。當人們憋住不排氣時，氣體會被腸壁吸收，然后融入血液，從消化道的上端——口腔排出。

"Why can't I stop picking at acne?" raised the second biggest question mark. Baidu says the reason is obsessive-compulsive disorder. People with this mental disorder feel the need to repeatedly touch and squeeze their pimples until their anxiety is relieved by the repeated movements. This may also occur in people who are perfectionists or in those who are obsessed with their looks.
第二個最常見的提問是“為什么我就忍不住擠痘痘呢？”根據百度，這是強迫癥導致的。強迫癥患者總想不停觸摸或擠壓自己的粉刺，直到這種重復行為讓他們的焦慮有所緩解。完美主義者或者過分注重外表的人可能也會這么做。

According to the data, people from 20 to 40 years old are curious why their snoring doesn't wake them up. According to Baidu, their brains ignore the information so they can have a good rest.
數據顯示，20到40歲的人好奇為什么人不會被自己的鼾聲吵醒。根據百度，是因為大腦忽視了這一信息，所以打鼾的人不會被打擾。

Some wanted to know: "Will mosquitoes still bite if I put a bowl of blood next to my bed?" Baidu says yes, as the bowl of blood will cool down and mosquitoes are attracted to heat.
有人想知道“床邊放一碗血，蚊子還會來咬我嘛？”百度的答案是會，因為碗里的血液是冷卻的，而蚊子喜歡有溫度的。

There were also questions that Baidu was unable to answer, such as: "Why does my daughter look ugly?" According to Baidu's data, Libras are most likely to search this question. Many users on Baidu Knows comfort those who ask this question by saying "beauty is not everything" or "your daughter might be more beautiful when she blossoms into womanhood."
還有一些問題是百度也無能為力的，比如：“我女兒為什么這么丑？”根據百度的數據，天枰座的人最可能搜索這一問題。百度知道上的許多用戶紛紛安慰該問題的提問者，稱“美麗不是萬能的”、“女大十大變，你的女兒長大后可能會更漂亮。”

腦洞大開當然不是中國網友的專利，如果中外網友要就此一較高下，恐怕很難分出勝負。

根據Digitaloft公司整理的“20個最奇葩谷歌搜索問題”， 老外們最常搜索的奇葩問題第一名是“我懷孕了嗎？”（Am I pregnant?），緊隨其后的是“我怎么回家？”（How do I get home?）、“真的有外星人嗎？”（Are aliens real?）、“放屁能燃燒脂肪嗎？”（Does farting burns calories）。

還有人不少人關心“豬會出汗嗎？”（Do pigs sweat?），因為和漢語中的“熱成狗”類似，美國人形容熱的時候習慣用sweating like a pig（汗如“豬”下）。但事實是，豬的汗腺非常不發達，所以并不怎么出汗。

英文來源：人民網
翻譯&編輯：董靜
審校：丹妮