只有更扯沒有最扯 2016腦洞最大的十個陰謀論

8. Hillary Clinton is running a child abuse ring from a pizza restaurant
希拉里在一家比薩餅店組織虐童團伙

You might want to be sitting down for this one: the Democratic presidential candidate and her campaign chief John Podesta are running a child sex ring from the backroom of the Comet Ping Pong restaurant in Washington.
你可能想聽聽這個陰謀論是什么回事兒：民主黨總統候選人與其競選負責人約翰?波德斯塔在華盛頓彗星乒乓餐廳的后院經營著一個兒童賣淫組織。

Given that the fact the restaurant has the same initials as "child pornography" is put forward as evidence by believers, the truly shocking detail of this completely baseless conspiracy theory is that even one person believed it.
他們給出的證據是這家餐廳的首字母與"兒童色情"的首字母相同，這就是一個完全沒有根據的陰謀論，但是真正令人震驚的是居然有人信以為真。

Yet in early December, a 28-year-old man was driven to "self-investigate" the reports, wielding an assault rifle at a employee and firing it inside the restaurant. After his arrest Edgar Welch said he "wanted to do some good and went about it the wrong way". "I regret how I handled the situation," he added.
12月初，一名28歲的男子埃德加?韋爾奇忍不住"私自調查"起這個陰謀論，他對一名員工揮舞著突擊步槍，并在店內開火。被捕后他稱"自己是好心辦壞事"。他還表示"對于自己的處理方式非常后悔" 。