神吐槽：17種奇葩的乘機行為

11. Getting lairy
酩酊大醉

Airplanes and pubs are in fact very different. Have a drink or two, sure, but don't start chanting.
機艙畢竟不是酒吧。在機上喝一兩杯可以，別喝得到處發酒瘋啊。

12. Constantly getting up and down
一會兒起一會兒坐，不消停

Just sit down before we strap you down.
給我乖乖坐在位子上，否則把你捆起來。

13. Using the seat in front to pull yourself up
起身時扳前座椅背

Or ease yourself down. It's not like anyone in that seat was asleep or drinking a scalding cup of tea, you idiot.
不少人坐下時，也喜歡扳前座椅背。為他人著想好嗎？前座乘客或許在睡覺，或許在喝熱茶，哪經得起你這么折騰？