爆笑反差：相隔14年的《泰坦尼克》觀后感

What I Thought When I Watched Titanic at Age 12 vs. What I Thought When I Watched Titanic at Age 26.

我12歲時和26歲時看《泰坦尼克號》的對比。

Age 12: Leo is such a heartthrob!

12歲時：萊奧納多帥呆了！

Age 26: Leo was so good in The Departed.

26歲時：萊奧納多在《神鬼無間》里演得不錯。

12: Jack is so adventurous and romantic!

12歲時：杰克真是充滿冒險精神，而且好浪漫！

26: Jack should really get a job.

26歲時：杰克真應該去找份工作。

12: Carl is a jerk!

12歲時：卡爾(羅斯的未婚夫)真是個混蛋！

26: Carl is a typical member of the 1%.

26歲時：卡爾的確該屬于那1%的優秀人士。

12: OMG! They showed Kate Winslet's boobs!

12歲時：天呢！他們竟然在電影里讓凱特露點！

26: Kate Winslet really does have an amazing set of boobs.

26歲時：凱特的身材真不錯。

12: Rose and Jack are so in love!

12歲時：羅斯和杰克真相愛！

26: Rose and Jack have only known each other for 24 HOURS!

26歲時：羅斯和杰克認識才24小時而已！

12: Jack would never have stolen the necklace, Rose. You have to believe him!

12歲時：杰克怎么會偷項鏈呢？羅斯，你應該相信杰克啊！

26: I wouldn't have trusted him either, Rose. BECAUSE YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN HIM 24 HOURS!

26歲時：是我也不會相信杰克，羅斯。因為你們畢竟才認識24小時而已！

12: It's so sad when Jack dies! I'm crying my eyes out!

12歲時：杰克死的時候真是太感人了！我哭得稀里嘩啦的！

26: It's so sad when the old couple, and the mother with her children, and the captain and Mr. Andrews die. I'm crying my eyes out!

26歲時：當那對老夫妻、那個母親和她的孩子，還有船長和安德魯先生去世的時候，我哭得稀里嘩啦的！

12: "My Heart Will Go On" is my FAVORITE song!

12歲時：《我心永恒》是我最愛的歌！

26: "My Heart Will Go On" is a great song to sing at karaoke.

26歲時：《我心永恒》是一首適合在KTV唱的歌。

12: Old Rose threw the necklace into the water so it could be with Jack!

12歲時：老羅斯把項鏈扔進海里，這樣就可以和杰克永遠地在一起了！

26: Old Rose just threw her granddaughter's inheritance into the ocean for no reason.

26歲時：老羅斯莫名其妙地把給她孫女的遺產扔進了海里。

12: This is SUCH a good movie!

12歲時：《泰坦尼克號》真是一部好電影！

26: This is SUCH a good movie!

26歲時：《泰坦尼克號》真是一部好電影！

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（來源：滬江英語? 編輯：Julie）