The diary of a New York love-seeking doll
By Stephanie Klein (Independent)
Updated: 2004-07-29 09:20

Facts all about me

1. I had an abortion.

2. I wear a 34C.

3. I had the opportunity to cheat on my SATs. I didn't.

4. I have tweezed my entire pubic area because I was bored.

5. I find Angelina Jolie very sexy. My friend Rachel from college went to high school with her and said she was very weird, dressed in Goth stuff.

6. I love getting lots of earwax on a Q-Tip.

7. I don't understand how any woman can be seen in stockings and sneakers, even if it is a commute. There is absolutely no excuse for this.

8. Meryl Streep came up to me in a museum and told me she liked my hair.

9. I love warm laundry.

10. I have never tried a cigarette or done any drugs, including marijuana.

11. Once I let a guy watch me pee because he thought it was hot.

12. When I get my hair straightened, I attract a whole different set of men who want to get in my pants because I look so hot. I like that, but at the same time I hate it.

13. I have slept with multiple people in the same day.

14. Despite it all, I love Martha Stewart.

15. People are always shocked when I tell them Oprah is my role model. She is. Really.

16. Enough with Audrey Hepburn.

17. Almost all of my friends and ex-lovers describe me as a cross between Elaine Benes and Sarah Jessica Parker (especially in the movie Miami Rhapsody). I can see the Elaine bit, but I feel more Diane Keaton.

18. I really love my job and the people I work with. Really. They rock.

19. I am attracted to men that make me go crazy - and I hate being crazy.

20. If I was a boy, my parents would have named me Rory.

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