There are certain things one should never say to a woman. Here they are:

- Don't ever say in front of women that there aren't any irreplaceable ones. It could happen that they would replace you without letting you know about it.

- Never tell a woman how great she looks when you are on the phone.

- Never tell women small lies. Save your strength for important stuff.

- If you have something you don't need, never throw it away. Offer it to a woman. Let her throw it away herself.

- Never ask a woman's opinion on any issue. She will give it to you anyway. And not just one time. And not just one opinion.

- Try to avoid the unexpected. Remember, the best surprise for a woman is the thing of which you told her a month ago and of which you reminded her every day since then.

- Under no circumstances should you let a woman for second suspect that you are capable of washing the dishes.

- Never call a woman by your best friend¡¯s name.

- You should not send a woman to get beer.

- Never use logical arguments when you are speaking with a woman. Remember that in such cases you appear to her a complete idiot.

- Don¡¯t give a woman ambiguous compliments. She will always take it the wrong way.

- Be aware, women are like cigarettes: once you try it, that¡¯s it. The only difference is you could drop a cigarette and forget about it, but the woman can always come back.

- Never tell a woman that she is the best thing you¡¯ve ever seen. She could actually believe you.

- Never try to explain to woman why you love her. She will never understand you.

- Finally, remember: there are many women, but there is only one of you.