In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.

A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row: “Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?”

“Yes, but it doesn’t really matter. It didn’t hurt at all.”

“Oh, no, it isn’t that. I only want to make sure that this a my row.”

保證沒走錯
在一家電影院里，一名觀眾在演出期間站了起來，沿著他那排位子走到休息室去了。幾分鐘后，他回到那排位子并問坐在首位的那位男士道：“對不起，請問我剛才出去的時候是踩著你的腳嗎？”
“是的，不過沒什么關系，一點也不疼?！?br/> “噢，不，我不是這個意思。我只是想確認一下這是不是我的那排位子?！?/p>
（通訊員華東政法學院孫曉琳）