新西蘭“偷內褲狂魔”竟是一只喵

This cat's got more than your tongue.
這只貓讓人類徹底無語了。

A pet feline in New Zealand has been stealing men's underwear and socks from other people's homes.
新西蘭一只貓咪專愛潛伏到鄰居家偷男士的內衣和襪子。

In a Facebook post, the cat's owner, Sarah Nathan, uploaded a photo of her pet named Brigit along with the many pairs of socks and underwear the animal has retrieved.
貓主人名叫薩拉·南森。她近日在自己的臉書主頁上傳了一張寵物貓“布里吉特”的照片。照片中，貓咪旁邊還擺了一溜它“偷”回來的襪子和內衣。

In just two months, the six-year-old Tonkinese cat acquired 11 pairs of underwear and more than 50 pairs of socks.
在短短兩個月的時間里，這只6歲大的東奇尼貓已經得手11件內衣、50多雙襪子。

"Now it's getting silly... Every morning we wake up to more," she said. "I've put notes in every letterbox in the street. Someone must be missing this stuff."
南森說：“現在事情越發不可收拾……它拿回來的東西比以往更多了，我們每天早晨醒來都會看到。我一直在給整條街上的信箱放便條解釋這件事，因為肯定會有鄰居發現家里少了東西。”

It was very obvious to the homeowners that the undergarments did not belong to them.
不過周圍鄰居都表示這些內衣不是他們的。

"They didn't belong to anyone in the house and one day Brigit walked into our lounge carrying a sock like a kitten," Nathan told BBC.
南森告訴BBC：“這些東西并不是附近房屋的居民丟的。然后我發現有一天布里吉特走進客廳，嘴里叼著一只小貓模樣的襪子。”

She added that Brigit's victims were probably from a nearby apartment "full of blokes."
南森表示，這些東西的主人很可能來自附近某間公寓，而且這家“有不少男丁”。

One commenter called her pet a good cat, who has a better hobby than killing small animals.
一位用戶評論稱，這只寵物貓的癖好沒什么不妥，至少比那種喜歡咬死小動物的貓要好。

"You should train her to bring money or jewels at home :)," Leonore Havel wrote.
利奧諾·哈韋爾寫道：“你應該訓練你家貓出去偷錢和珠寶（微笑臉）。”

Crystal LeBron commented on Facebook, "I can just imagine some poor man sets out his outfit for his shower and comes out and the socks and underwear have disappeared and his wife thinks he is insane."
克里斯托·勒布朗在臉書上評論：“我能想象得到，某個可憐的家伙把衣服放好，然后進去淋浴。結果出來之后發現襪子和內衣都不見了。他妻子會以為自己老公瘋了。”

英文來源：紐約每日新聞
編譯：杜娟