青年一代的“斷網(wǎng)抑郁癥”

據(jù)說(shuō)，現(xiàn)在大家出門旅行找住處的時(shí)候打聽(tīng)的第一件事兒是“有沒(méi)有WIFI？”拿著手機(jī)卻上不了網(wǎng)，這已經(jīng)是很多人都無(wú)法忍受的事情。所以呢，到了完全沒(méi)有網(wǎng)絡(luò)的地方，平時(shí)的“低頭族”們不犯抑郁癥才怪呢！

Postmodem depression is the unpleasant feeling you get when you haven't had access to the Internet (i.e. QQ, Weibo and WeChat) for a "long" time, like several minutes. You don't have appetite, not in the mood to enjoy beautiful scenery or talk to people, the only thing you care about is where you can find a WIFI hotspot.
Postmodem depression（斷網(wǎng)抑郁癥）指無(wú)法連接到網(wǎng)絡(luò)（也就是不能刷微博、微信和QQ）很“長(zhǎng)”時(shí)間時(shí)的郁悶心情，這里所謂的很“長(zhǎng)”時(shí)間，其實(shí)可能也就幾分鐘而已。就因?yàn)檫@樣，你沒(méi)有胃口吃東西，無(wú)心欣賞美景，也不愿跟人說(shuō)話，一心只想找個(gè)能幫你上網(wǎng)的WIFI熱點(diǎn)。

比如，一家人出去度假：

Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
媽媽：強(qiáng)子，吃飯了！

Johnny: Not hungry!
強(qiáng)子：不餓！

Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
媽媽對(duì)爸爸說(shuō)：這孩子咋啦？

Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his WeChat Moments.
爸爸：沒(méi)有網(wǎng)，郁悶了，刷不了朋友圈。

Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.
媽媽：可是我們剛到這兒15分鐘而已啊。。。

（中國(guó)日?qǐng)?bào)網(wǎng)英語(yǔ)點(diǎn)津 Helen）