調侃律師
[ 2007-08-03 08:00 ]
Q: Why was the lawyer skimming
the Bible right before he died?
A: He was looking for loopholes!
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
A:
Lipstick.
Q: What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?
A: Both have about a 1 in 3
million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same
service.
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