You and she
[ 2006-10-20 08:00 ]
Peter was a clever boy. On
his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She.
The
teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I,
I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You,
You are my student.
When Peter went home, his father asked him what he
had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; (then
pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my
student."
His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then
pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
The
next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three
words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to
a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."
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