A male crab asked a female crab to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways and thought "Wow, this crab is really special and I can't let him go."

After she married him, she noticed her husband walking sideways like all the other crabs.

"What happened? You used to walk straight before we married."

"Oh, honey, I can't drink that much every day."

一只公螃蟹向母螃蟹求婚。她注意到這只蟹走路是直著走而不是橫著。"哇，他好特別，我一定不能讓他溜掉。"

結婚后，她卻發現新婚丈夫居然像其它螃蟹一樣橫著走，心里很不爽。

"你怎么回事嘛，婚前你是直著走的。"

"哦，親愛的，我總不能每天都喝那么多吧。"

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