"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."

"Nancy," replied Churchill, "If I were your husband, I'd drink that coffee."

"溫斯頓，如果你是我丈夫，我會放毒藥在你的咖啡里。"

"南茜，"丘吉爾回答說，"如果我是你丈夫，我會喝下那咖啡。"

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